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Hello and welcome! My name is Emma (I write fantasy under the name E. M. Epps). This blog features my Two-Paragraph Book Reviews. One paragraph from me. One from the book. Here's why I keep it short.

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NEW RELEASE: “Cold Sandwiches and All”

Image Emma 13 April 2017

A big announcement – my newest novel, Cold Sandwiches and All, is now available!

To say the least: YAY! I’ve been working on this book for….a long, long time. But now it’s done and I feel that it was worth the effort, because I really think it’s quite fun. Think The West Wing meets classic screwball romantic comedies plus pianos and magic. 🙂

Here’s what it says on the back:

Rosemary decorates the homes of the capital city’s rich and famous by day and reads trashy novels by night. Between the two—not to mention her extensive previous résumé—she has a finely-honed sense of the absurd. Still, even she’s a little surprised when she meets the king by chance…and falls in love.

She’s not half as astonished as he is. King or not, Lucien knows perfectly well he’s not the kind of man with whom women fall madly in love. But for that matter, it’s hardly sensible he’s the king, either: he’s a pianist, not a politician. His magic won’t even let him tell a lie. That’s awkward enough in international diplomacy, but very inconvenient when he’s head over heels for a woman he thinks he can’t have.

But nothing will stop Rosemary from finding out if this really is true love: not even the stubbornness of the king himself.

Even if that means she has to blackmail him. With the best of intentions, of course.

Click here to read the first chapter!

If you’re a patron at the $2+ level, check your Kindle/Kindle app; I’ve sent out the files and the book should be there. If you don’t have it, drop me a line (it could be that things aren’t set up right).

Or, if you prefer to buy books individually, you can get the ebook here. (UK link) The paperback is still in progress but should be available soon. I’ll let you know, don’t worry. 🙂

I hope you enjoy! Don’t forget to leave a review on Amazon and/or Goodreads, please! Reviews are very very important! <3

 

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